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Drupal\block\BlockAccessControlHandler->checkAccess() (Line: 109)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityAccessControlHandler->access() (Line: 329)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityBase->access() (Line: 63)
Drupal\block\BlockRepository->getVisibleBlocksPerRegion() (Line: 138)
Drupal\block\Plugin\DisplayVariant\BlockPageVariant->build() (Line: 270)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->prepare() (Line: 128)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->renderResponse() (Line: 90)
Drupal\Core\EventSubscriber\MainContentViewSubscriber->onViewRenderArray()
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Drupal\Component\EventDispatcher\ContainerAwareEventDispatcher->dispatch() (Line: 186)
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Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\Session->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\KernelPreHandle->handle() (Line: 28)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 32)
Drupal\big_pipe\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 201)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->fetch() (Line: 138)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->lookup() (Line: 87)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ReverseProxyMiddleware->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\NegotiationMiddleware->handle() (Line: 36)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\AjaxPageState->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\StackedHttpKernel->handle() (Line: 741)
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Drupal\Core\Plugin\Context\LazyContextRepository->getRuntimeContexts() (Line: 91)
Drupal\block\BlockAccessControlHandler->checkAccess() (Line: 109)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityAccessControlHandler->access() (Line: 329)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityBase->access() (Line: 63)
Drupal\block\BlockRepository->getVisibleBlocksPerRegion() (Line: 138)
Drupal\block\Plugin\DisplayVariant\BlockPageVariant->build() (Line: 270)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->prepare() (Line: 128)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->renderResponse() (Line: 90)
Drupal\Core\EventSubscriber\MainContentViewSubscriber->onViewRenderArray()
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Drupal\Component\EventDispatcher\ContainerAwareEventDispatcher->dispatch() (Line: 186)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw() (Line: 76)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle() (Line: 53)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\Session->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\KernelPreHandle->handle() (Line: 28)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 32)
Drupal\big_pipe\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 201)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->fetch() (Line: 138)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->lookup() (Line: 87)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ReverseProxyMiddleware->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\NegotiationMiddleware->handle() (Line: 36)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\AjaxPageState->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\StackedHttpKernel->handle() (Line: 741)
Drupal\Core\DrupalKernel->handle() (Line: 19)

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Drupal\Core\Plugin\Context\LazyContextRepository->getRuntimeContexts() (Line: 91)
Drupal\block\BlockAccessControlHandler->checkAccess() (Line: 109)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityAccessControlHandler->access() (Line: 329)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityBase->access() (Line: 63)
Drupal\block\BlockRepository->getVisibleBlocksPerRegion() (Line: 138)
Drupal\block\Plugin\DisplayVariant\BlockPageVariant->build() (Line: 270)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->prepare() (Line: 128)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->renderResponse() (Line: 90)
Drupal\Core\EventSubscriber\MainContentViewSubscriber->onViewRenderArray()
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Drupal\Component\EventDispatcher\ContainerAwareEventDispatcher->dispatch() (Line: 186)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw() (Line: 76)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle() (Line: 53)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\Session->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\KernelPreHandle->handle() (Line: 28)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 32)
Drupal\big_pipe\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 201)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->fetch() (Line: 138)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->lookup() (Line: 87)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ReverseProxyMiddleware->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\NegotiationMiddleware->handle() (Line: 36)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\AjaxPageState->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\StackedHttpKernel->handle() (Line: 741)
Drupal\Core\DrupalKernel->handle() (Line: 19)

Drupal\Core\Plugin\Context\LazyContextRepository->getRuntimeContexts() (Line: 91)
Drupal\block\BlockAccessControlHandler->checkAccess() (Line: 109)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityAccessControlHandler->access() (Line: 329)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityBase->access() (Line: 63)
Drupal\block\BlockRepository->getVisibleBlocksPerRegion() (Line: 138)
Drupal\block\Plugin\DisplayVariant\BlockPageVariant->build() (Line: 270)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->prepare() (Line: 128)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->renderResponse() (Line: 90)
Drupal\Core\EventSubscriber\MainContentViewSubscriber->onViewRenderArray()
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Drupal\Component\EventDispatcher\ContainerAwareEventDispatcher->dispatch() (Line: 186)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw() (Line: 76)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle() (Line: 53)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\Session->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\KernelPreHandle->handle() (Line: 28)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 32)
Drupal\big_pipe\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 201)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->fetch() (Line: 138)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->lookup() (Line: 87)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ReverseProxyMiddleware->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\NegotiationMiddleware->handle() (Line: 36)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\AjaxPageState->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\StackedHttpKernel->handle() (Line: 741)
Drupal\Core\DrupalKernel->handle() (Line: 19)

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Drupal\Core\Plugin\Context\LazyContextRepository->getRuntimeContexts() (Line: 91)
Drupal\block\BlockAccessControlHandler->checkAccess() (Line: 109)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityAccessControlHandler->access() (Line: 329)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityBase->access() (Line: 63)
Drupal\block\BlockRepository->getVisibleBlocksPerRegion() (Line: 138)
Drupal\block\Plugin\DisplayVariant\BlockPageVariant->build() (Line: 270)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->prepare() (Line: 128)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->renderResponse() (Line: 90)
Drupal\Core\EventSubscriber\MainContentViewSubscriber->onViewRenderArray()
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Drupal\Component\EventDispatcher\ContainerAwareEventDispatcher->dispatch() (Line: 186)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw() (Line: 76)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle() (Line: 53)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\Session->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\KernelPreHandle->handle() (Line: 28)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 32)
Drupal\big_pipe\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 201)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->fetch() (Line: 138)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->lookup() (Line: 87)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ReverseProxyMiddleware->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\NegotiationMiddleware->handle() (Line: 36)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\AjaxPageState->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\StackedHttpKernel->handle() (Line: 741)
Drupal\Core\DrupalKernel->handle() (Line: 19)

Drupal\Core\Plugin\Context\LazyContextRepository->getRuntimeContexts() (Line: 91)
Drupal\block\BlockAccessControlHandler->checkAccess() (Line: 109)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityAccessControlHandler->access() (Line: 329)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityBase->access() (Line: 63)
Drupal\block\BlockRepository->getVisibleBlocksPerRegion() (Line: 138)
Drupal\block\Plugin\DisplayVariant\BlockPageVariant->build() (Line: 270)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->prepare() (Line: 128)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->renderResponse() (Line: 90)
Drupal\Core\EventSubscriber\MainContentViewSubscriber->onViewRenderArray()
call_user_func() (Line: 111)
Drupal\Component\EventDispatcher\ContainerAwareEventDispatcher->dispatch() (Line: 186)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw() (Line: 76)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle() (Line: 53)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\Session->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\KernelPreHandle->handle() (Line: 28)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 32)
Drupal\big_pipe\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 201)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->fetch() (Line: 138)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->lookup() (Line: 87)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ReverseProxyMiddleware->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\NegotiationMiddleware->handle() (Line: 36)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\AjaxPageState->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\StackedHttpKernel->handle() (Line: 741)
Drupal\Core\DrupalKernel->handle() (Line: 19)

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Drupal\Core\Plugin\Context\LazyContextRepository->getRuntimeContexts() (Line: 91)
Drupal\block\BlockAccessControlHandler->checkAccess() (Line: 109)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityAccessControlHandler->access() (Line: 329)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityBase->access() (Line: 63)
Drupal\block\BlockRepository->getVisibleBlocksPerRegion() (Line: 138)
Drupal\block\Plugin\DisplayVariant\BlockPageVariant->build() (Line: 270)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->prepare() (Line: 128)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->renderResponse() (Line: 90)
Drupal\Core\EventSubscriber\MainContentViewSubscriber->onViewRenderArray()
call_user_func() (Line: 111)
Drupal\Component\EventDispatcher\ContainerAwareEventDispatcher->dispatch() (Line: 186)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw() (Line: 76)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle() (Line: 53)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\Session->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\KernelPreHandle->handle() (Line: 28)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 32)
Drupal\big_pipe\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 201)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->fetch() (Line: 138)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->lookup() (Line: 87)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ReverseProxyMiddleware->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\NegotiationMiddleware->handle() (Line: 36)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\AjaxPageState->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\StackedHttpKernel->handle() (Line: 741)
Drupal\Core\DrupalKernel->handle() (Line: 19)

Drupal\Core\Plugin\Context\LazyContextRepository->getRuntimeContexts() (Line: 91)
Drupal\block\BlockAccessControlHandler->checkAccess() (Line: 109)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityAccessControlHandler->access() (Line: 329)
Drupal\Core\Entity\EntityBase->access() (Line: 63)
Drupal\block\BlockRepository->getVisibleBlocksPerRegion() (Line: 138)
Drupal\block\Plugin\DisplayVariant\BlockPageVariant->build() (Line: 270)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->prepare() (Line: 128)
Drupal\Core\Render\MainContent\HtmlRenderer->renderResponse() (Line: 90)
Drupal\Core\EventSubscriber\MainContentViewSubscriber->onViewRenderArray()
call_user_func() (Line: 111)
Drupal\Component\EventDispatcher\ContainerAwareEventDispatcher->dispatch() (Line: 186)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handleRaw() (Line: 76)
Symfony\Component\HttpKernel\HttpKernel->handle() (Line: 53)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\Session->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\KernelPreHandle->handle() (Line: 28)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 32)
Drupal\big_pipe\StackMiddleware\ContentLength->handle() (Line: 201)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->fetch() (Line: 138)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->lookup() (Line: 87)
Drupal\page_cache\StackMiddleware\PageCache->handle() (Line: 48)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\ReverseProxyMiddleware->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\NegotiationMiddleware->handle() (Line: 36)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\AjaxPageState->handle() (Line: 51)
Drupal\Core\StackMiddleware\StackedHttpKernel->handle() (Line: 741)
Drupal\Core\DrupalKernel->handle() (Line: 19)

लेखक: कर्नलतपस्वी | प्रसिद्ध: Mon, 02/27/2023 - 12:17

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प्रेरणा... प्रपोज डे: लघु कथा - विवेकपटाईत (प्रपोज डे) आंग्ल भाषेत फतवा आला पाश्चात्त्य संस्कृतीला खड्ड्यात घाला वालेनटाईन दिन,हग दिन म्हणून पाळा सनातन संस्कृतीचे अधःपतन टाळा बुचकळ्यात पडलो.......मी तर रोजच...... पण मग टिव्हीवर दाखवलं, इंग्रज लई हुश्शार, काऊ हग दिन पाळत्यात आणी होणारे रोग कसे टाळत्यात आमचे शेजारी बी लई हुश्शार, मोक्कार रात्र झाली होती, उद्या विचारू म्हणत घोरू लागलो मुंगेरीलाल ची स्वप्ने बघू लागलो..... शेजारचे शर्माजी स्वप्नात आले हग दिनाला काय करणार म्हणून विचारू लागले, "मुबंईत कुठं भेटेल काऊ? आपण दोघं मिळून जाऊ....", मी शर्माजीला प्रपोज केलं, "शर्माजी, तुमची तर गरीब गाय आमची मारकी म्हसं हाय काऊ हग डे ला, भाभीजीला अलिंगन दिलं तर चालल काय.???????".

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Lekhmala Type

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अय्यय्यो! असे (स्वप्नात) विचारल्यावर शर्माजींचा चेहरा कसा झाला

काऊ हग डे ला, भाभीजीला अलिंगन दिलं तर चालल काय.???????".

अय्यय्यो! असे (स्वप्नात) विचारल्यावर शर्माजींचा चेहरा कसा झाला असेल ह्याची कल्पना करुनच बेक्कार हसलो 😂

हा हा हा !

मनापासून आभार

टर्मिनेटर भौ,श्वेता प्रतिसादाबद्दल मनापासून आभार. शब्दा शब्दात विडंबन ठासून भरले आहे. गाय दिसल्यावर तिला स्पर्श करणे,वंदन करणे हा आपल्या संस्कृतीचा वारसा आहे. लहानपणी परीक्षेला जाताना जरूर गाईला स्पर्श करून जा म्हणून मोठे लोक सांगायचे. गोग्रास वाढणे व गाईला खाऊ घालणे हा रोजचा नित्यनेम होता. सरकारने हुकुम काढला व त्याचे महत्त्व सांगताना पाश्चिमात्य लोक काऊ हग का करतात हे टिव्हीवर दाखवले. वालेनटाईन दिनाला काऊंटर करण्यासाठी काऊ हग डे चे अवाहन करताना भारतीय संस्कृतीचा कुठल्याच प्रकारे उल्लेख नसणे हे अजब वाटले.

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अय्यय्यो! असे (स्वप्नात) विचारल्यावर शर्माजींचा चेहरा कसा झाला

हा हा हा !

मनापासून आभार

वालेनटाईन दिनाला काऊंटर करण्यासाठी काऊ हग डे

भारीच!

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